Hello blogging world. See, I told you I would try to come around more often. I have a little story to tell you.
Last night I came home and cooked a frozen pizza. I had about a glass and a half of Coke left in the fridge and thought to myself, “I’m pretty thirsty…I should chill down my other bottle of Coke.” So I had the genius idea to put the room temperature bottle in the freezer. “Just for a few minutes,” I said.
Fast forward to this morning.
I picked up my roommate, Leighton, from the Marta station around 8am because he just got back from California. We got home and I thought, “It’s early and I need some caffeine.” So I looked in the fridge but my Coke wasn’t in there.
Then I realized…..I LEFT IT IN THE FREEZER ALL NIGHT!!!
I pulled it out of the freezer and saw that it was completely frozen solid. Then the mischievous side of me took over. I asked Leighton if he wanted to watch me throw it up in the air and watch it explode. Of course he said yes.
I took it outside, threw it up in the air but nothing happened. It just landed with a thud. There was a small leak on one side where frozen foam was coming out. I thought it was a huge letdown so I took it over to the corner of the patio to let it fizz out. I went to put it down when KABLOOWEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
The loudest shotgun sounding blast I’ve ever heard happened and the bottle exploded while it was still in my hand. Leighton and I both jumped and screamed, mine was a little more woman-ish, and I was covered in frozen Coca-Cola.
I’m still a little shaken up by the whole thing but I think I’ll be ok
Here are some pics of the aftermath. Notice the razor sharp blade on the coke top that could’ve poked me in the eyeball….or brain.

The aftermath of the exploding frozen Coke bottle!!!

The jagged Coke top of death
-Phillystax